{"id":1881,"date":"2013-04-22T08:57:34","date_gmt":"2013-04-22T13:57:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=1881"},"modified":"2013-04-22T08:57:34","modified_gmt":"2013-04-22T13:57:34","slug":"blanket-fort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2013\/04\/22\/blanket-fort\/","title":{"rendered":"Blanket Fort"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With my wife studying for her certification exam and me still trying to get caught up from a week of being sick, the boys are spending a lot more time than usual having to entertain themselves.<\/p>\n<p>The other day, they asked if they could make a blanket fort.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure,&#8221; I said. &#8220;I&#8217;ll be upstairs if you need anything. Don&#8217;t bother your mom. She&#8217;s studying.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I came down an hour and a half later to check on them&#8230; and found a blanket fort of staggering complexity. They&#8217;d moved couches and chairs and even balanced sticks between couches to add extra supports.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Um,&#8221; I said. &#8220;That&#8217;s pretty impressive&#8230; but we can&#8217;t get to your bedrooms.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; my youngest son said with a grin. &#8220;<em>You<\/em> can&#8217;t get to our bedrooms.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Laughing, his older brother dove into one of the entrances, and then popped up by the door to the bedroom. &#8220;See?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Alrighty then. I&#8217;m going back upstairs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, the revolution has already begun. Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,118,122,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-c","category-daddytales-n","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-ul","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1881"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1881\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}