Last night C woke up having to go the bathroom, so I went in to help him out.
As I sat there waiting for him to do his business, he looked at me.and said “Daddy, I love you.”
Awww. I love you too, big guy.
“And, and I really like nice girls.”
Oh yeah? Me too.
“But not mean girls. I don’t like mean girls.”
No?
“No, if you see a mean girl, you have to run away. As fast as you can. You run really fast.”
Oh yeah?<\/p>\n
“Yeah, cause if they catch you, they put you in the hole”
Uh, the hole?
“Yeah, the hole. If you see a mean girl, you have to run – or else she’ll put you in the hole.”
Hmm… Okay. I’ll stay away from mean girls, then.
“Yep. And Alligators. Mean girls and alligators.”
True.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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