{"id":1600,"date":"2012-06-04T07:16:44","date_gmt":"2012-06-04T12:16:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=1600"},"modified":"2012-06-04T07:16:44","modified_gmt":"2012-06-04T12:16:44","slug":"so-confusing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2012\/06\/04\/so-confusing\/","title":{"rendered":"So confusing!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wife told our youngest this morning that we&#8217;re planning on visiting Colonial Williamsburg on our vacation this summer.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Huh,&#8221; he said with a shrug. &#8220;Okay.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We explained that it was a historical recreation, that when you&#8217;re in Colonial Williamsburg, it&#8217;s just like you&#8217;ve gone back to the 1700&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You mean it&#8217;s black and white?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My wife and I looked at each other.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; I said. &#8220;That&#8217;s just in the movies and pictures. The people are regular people.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He looked confused. &#8220;But the buildings are black and white,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Cause they didn&#8217;t have all the colors back then.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; I said. &#8220;That&#8217;s just because they didn&#8217;t have color film back then.&#8221; I stopped myself as I realized that neither his camera nor our video camera use film. In fact,\u00a0I\u00a0don&#8217;t think anything uses film anymore. &#8220;Okay. Pictures and videos used to be taken on film, and that film. . .&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I trailed off. He was looking at me now in that skeptical way that 7 year-olds have.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;By taken,&#8221; I said. &#8220;I mean recorded.\u00a0When they recorded &#8211; no, that sounds wrong.&#8221; Big sigh. &#8220;Old pictures used to be black and white. It wasn&#8217;t the buildings that were black and white. It was the pictures.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He nodded, clearly just humoring me now. &#8220;Okay, Daddy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;ll be cool.&#8221; I said. &#8220;You&#8217;ll see.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just how do you explain why movies and pictures used to be in black and white? It&#8217;s tougher than you might think. Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,122,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-n","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-pO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}