{"id":1510,"date":"2012-03-05T10:09:35","date_gmt":"2012-03-05T15:09:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=1510"},"modified":"2012-03-05T10:09:35","modified_gmt":"2012-03-05T15:09:35","slug":"no-pressure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2012\/03\/05\/no-pressure\/","title":{"rendered":"No Pressure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few years back, the boys started going to their mom&#8217;s hair stylist to get hair cuts.<\/p>\n<p>I know what you&#8217;re thinking. How could I let boys go to a hair stylist?<\/p>\n<p>I had no choice. My youngest had just had his ear clipped by a barber. It wasn&#8217;t a big cut, but it did bleed, and it was enough to make him scared of barbers.<\/p>\n<p>This past week, while my wife was in Texas, I decided to try again.<\/p>\n<p>My youngest and I dropped his older brother off at cub scouts, and headed to Great Clips. He was a little nervous, but I explained that I thought he was old enough to stop going to a lady&#8217;s hair stylist.<\/p>\n<p>That was enough for him.<\/p>\n<p>The place was empty, so we sat in the chairs across from each other to get our hair cuts at the same time.<\/p>\n<p>For a few minutes, there was nothing but the sound of scissors. Then I heard him ask his barber if she could please not cut his ear.<\/p>\n<p>She stopped, horrified. &#8220;Did I cut you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, no.&#8221; He held his hands out to explain. &#8220;But I was cut once before, and it really hurt. So I just wondered if you could be careful.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t worry,&#8221; she said. &#8220;I won&#8217;t cut you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cause it really hurt,&#8221; he said again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s okay,&#8221; she said. &#8220;I won&#8217;t hurt you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are you sure?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The lady cutting my hair chuckled quietly.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No pressure, huh?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>She shook her head, still laughing.<\/p>\n<p>In the mirror, I could see my son getting the world&#8217;s slowest haircut, with his barber carefully working her way around his ear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I never thought of hair cutter as being a high stress job. Put a seven-year old in the chair, however, and all that changes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,122,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-n","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-om","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}