{"id":1376,"date":"2011-10-10T14:28:04","date_gmt":"2011-10-10T19:28:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=1376"},"modified":"2011-10-10T14:28:04","modified_gmt":"2011-10-10T19:28:04","slug":"the-report-card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2011\/10\/10\/the-report-card\/","title":{"rendered":"The Report Card"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The kids brought home reports cards this weekend &#8211; and didn&#8217;t tell us about them.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, that&#8217;s not quite true. Sunday night, just as I was putting my youngest to bed, he said &#8220;wait! I need you to sign my report card!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I straightened and looked at him. I&#8217;ll admit it. I was suspicious. He&#8217;d gone the whole weekend without telling me. Just how bad was this report card?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll go look and see you in the morning,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In the kitchen, I dug into his backpack only to find the kind of report card that you want to post on the refrigerator.<\/p>\n<p>I tip-toed back into his dark room, where he was already asleep. I laid a hand gently on his shoulder, and his eyes flew open.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey kiddo,&#8221; I whispered. &#8220;I just wanted to let you know how proud I am. That report card is as good as it gets. Fantastic job.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His wide eyes relaxed, and a smile spread from ear to ear.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good night,&#8221; I whispered.<\/p>\n<p>He rolled over and cuddled his teddy bear, looking just about as content as I&#8217;ve ever seen him.<\/p>\n<p>I tip-toed back out of the room, feeling exactly the same way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every once in a great while, there&#8217;s a moment when everything goes absolutely right. This was one of those moments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[118,122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-c","category-daddytales-n"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-mc","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}