{"id":137,"date":"2006-02-27T12:29:59","date_gmt":"2006-02-27T12:29:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2006\/02\/27\/drips\/"},"modified":"2006-02-27T12:29:59","modified_gmt":"2006-02-27T12:29:59","slug":"drips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2006\/02\/27\/drips\/","title":{"rendered":"Drips"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>C is getting to the point where he really, really doesn&#8217;t want to take naps. However, his body is used to them. So around 3pm every day, he gets both determined and sleepy. This combination makes for odd moods.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, I walked in on C crying to his mom. Well, he seemed to be crying.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Drips! No Drips!&#8221; He was wailing.<\/p>\n<p>His mom was clearly trying hard not to chuckle.<\/p>\n<p>He turned to me. &#8220;Daaadddyyyy! No Drips! No Drips!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I looked at his mom for clarification, and she spoke up. &#8220;Are you upset that there are no drips coming from your eyes?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>C wailed &#8220;Yeah! I don&#8217;t want to take a nap.&#8221; Sniffle. &#8220;I&#8217;m crying.&#8221; sniffle. &#8220;But no drips!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>J looked at him &#8220;you mean tears, don&#8217;t you. No tears?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah! From my eyes. No drips. I&#8217;m very sad. But no drips!&#8221; sniffle. &#8220;very sad. I don&#8217;t want to take a nap.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not having much to add to this particular conversation, I told C that it was very sad that he wasn&#8217;t able to cry properly, but perhaps a nap would help. Then I hung around in the background and listened. He was really working hard to convince his mom that he was, in fact, crying &#8211; and that the lack of drips was a sad and upsetting mystery. J, on the other hand, was having a great time working in some really good one-liners. I particularly liked her &#8220;I&#8217;ll give you something to drip about&#8221; line. That was a nice twist on an old classic. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C is getting to the point where he really, really doesn&#8217;t want to take naps. However, his body is used to them. So around 3pm every day, he gets both determined and sleepy. This combination makes for odd moods. Yesterday, I walked in on C crying to his mom. Well, he seemed to be crying. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,118,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-c","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6DpYi-drips","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}