{"id":136,"date":"2006-02-24T14:07:51","date_gmt":"2006-02-24T14:07:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2006\/02\/24\/nanny-nanny\/"},"modified":"2006-02-24T14:07:51","modified_gmt":"2006-02-24T14:07:51","slug":"nanny-nanny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2006\/02\/24\/nanny-nanny\/","title":{"rendered":"Nanny Nanny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What do you call your grandparents? To my kids, my mother is &#8220;Nana&#8221; and my father is &#8220;Grampa&#8221;. Grampa is currently called &#8220;gumpa&#8221; by N, just as he used to be called that by C when he was younger. He&#8217;s fine with that. We have some friends who call their grandparents &#8220;Groty and Grungy&#8221;. No, I don&#8217;t know which is which.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, we recently had a little name conflict between Nana and N. <\/p>\n<p>Nana, like a lot of loving grandparents, created a pet name for N by taking the first syllable of his name and adding an &#8220;ey&#8221; to the end of it. None of the rest of us do that, but I&#8217;m all for pet names. If you want to create a special name for one of my kids, you&#8217;re certainly welcome to. I know that I certainly have a few special names for them&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s another story. This one is about Nana and N and how they resolved what he would be called. <\/p>\n<p>The problem with Nana&#8217;s pet name was that N didn&#8217;t like it. She persisted, of course, as Nana&#8217;s tend to do. Finally, one day N started calling her &#8220;Nanny&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Well, that just wouldn&#8217;t do. A Nanny is an entirely different person than a Nana. She tried to get him to switch by correcting him and speaking slowly: &#8220;No, Na-na. Naaaa &#8211; Naaaa&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His response? &#8220;Nanny&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Finally she said &#8220;okay, N&#8221;, using his real name. He nodded and said &#8220;Nana!&#8221; She switched back and forth a few times to verify it. Every time she used his pet name, he called her Nanny. There&#8217;s no arguing with the logic (or in this case the methods) of a one year old. <\/p>\n<p>Now Nana is looking for a new pet name to use with N.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you call your grandparents? To my kids, my mother is &#8220;Nana&#8221; and my father is &#8220;Grampa&#8221;. Grampa is currently called &#8220;gumpa&#8221; by N, just as he used to be called that by C when he was younger. He&#8217;s fine with that. We have some friends who call their grandparents &#8220;Groty and Grungy&#8221;. No, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-n"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-2c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}