{"id":124,"date":"2006-01-20T12:40:22","date_gmt":"2006-01-20T12:40:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2006\/01\/20\/southern-hospitality\/"},"modified":"2006-01-20T12:40:22","modified_gmt":"2006-01-20T12:40:22","slug":"southern-hospitality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2006\/01\/20\/southern-hospitality\/","title":{"rendered":"Southern Hospitality"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I recently went to the birthday party of one of C&#8217;s friends. This was a fairly unusual party because they invited families. Most of the time, you only invite the child and whatever parent accompanies him. This isn&#8217;t being rude, it&#8217;s to keep things manageable. It&#8217;s much easier to throw a party for ten 2 year olds, for example, then for ten 2 year olds and their eight siblings (who may range in age up to 13 or 14).<\/p>\n<p>This family solved the entertainment problem by renting a large inflatable bounce house. The kids love these things. They jump, they bounce, they tackle, they flip. It&#8217;s a great time for all the kids, whether they&#8217;re 1 or 13.<\/p>\n<p>As the parent of the 18 month old, I had to stay near to keep an eye on things. It&#8217;s tough for a 10 year old to keep himself from landing on a 1 year old, and I&#8217;ve found that having a parent looming discreetly in the background really helps with that problem.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, I had a front row seat to the development of their new game: &#8220;Ninja War&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Ninja War consisted of the kids running around the bounce house battling bad ninjas. How could you tell a &#8220;good ninja&#8221; from a &#8220;bad ninja&#8221;? Easy: the bad ninja&#8217;s were invisible.<\/p>\n<p>Every once in a while, one of the bad ninjas would win, at which point one of the good ninjas would fall down with a cry of &#8220;I&#8217;m a dead ninja!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Strangely, this was the only point that generated an argument. &#8220;No, I&#8217;m a dead ninja!&#8221;, &#8220;No, I&#8217;m dead!&#8221;, &#8220;No, I&#8217;m Dead!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At first C &amp; N weren&#8217;t a part of the Ninja game. They were too young,&nbsp;and really didn&#8217;t know what a ninja was. They were having fun, though. If nothing else, having a bunch of older ninjas running around them (and occasionally dying) was great entertainment.<\/p>\n<p>Towards the end of the party, however, there was apparently a momentous ninja death. The others all formed a circle around him, shouting &#8220;Ninja death! Ninja death!&#8221; C was invited over to sit quietly in a circle with the others&nbsp;to hold a vigil over the dead ninja.<\/p>\n<p>Now that&#8217;s southern hospitality at its finest.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, they didn&#8217;t know C very well. The words &#8220;sit&#8221; and &#8220;quietly&#8221; just don&#8217;t go together in his world, and he quickly turned their solemn vigil into a slam-dance. I&#8217;m afraid the dead ninja was a little outraged by that, but the other kids didn&#8217;t seem to care.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I recently went to the birthday party of one of C&#8217;s friends. This was a fairly unusual party because they invited families. Most of the time, you only invite the child and whatever parent accompanies him. This isn&#8217;t being rude, it&#8217;s to keep things manageable. 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