{"id":1232,"date":"2011-06-06T09:29:44","date_gmt":"2011-06-06T14:29:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=1232"},"modified":"2011-06-06T09:29:44","modified_gmt":"2011-06-06T14:29:44","slug":"parseltongue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2011\/06\/06\/parseltongue\/","title":{"rendered":"Parseltongue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The kids and I took a trip to the zoo on Thursday, sort of a &#8220;no more school&#8221; celebration. My oldest was strangely subdued during our adventure. Usually he&#8217;s one of the energy-sources, overflowing with enthusiasm and racing from excitement to excitement.<\/p>\n<p>It took me about an hour to figure out what was wrong: he was\u00a0missing\u00a0his teacher, Ms. Ellis.<\/p>\n<p>In the reptile house, he separated himself from us, and went off to look at the snakes by himself. I kept an eye on him from a distance as I went from exhibit to exhibit with his little brother.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dad,&#8221; he hissed urgently. &#8220;Come quick!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I grabbed his brother and we hurried over.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look,&#8221; he said, his eyes wide, &#8220;look at the snake!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He held his finger about an inch from the clear plastic. On the other side, the snake had his head up and was staring at it. &#8220;Watch!&#8221; My son said. He moved his finger slowly sideways, and the snake&#8217;s head followed it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No way,&#8221; his brother shouted. &#8220;Let me!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Before I could grab him, he had his finger right up against the plastic.<\/p>\n<p>The snake ignored him. &#8220;Hey!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My oldest grinned and moved his finger farther away. The snake followed. &#8220;It&#8217;s me,&#8221; he said. &#8220;He&#8217;s following me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s super cool,&#8221; I said. I gathered up my youngest and we went back to the other exhibits. He tried the finger trick with a couple of different snakes, but got nothing more than a single tongue flick from a bored rattler.<\/p>\n<p>My oldest spent a good ten minutes with that snake. Other people stopped to watch, then walked away, talking about the boy and the snake.<\/p>\n<p>Afterwards, he seemed more relaxed and loose. &#8220;That was cool.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s neat when you have a connection with an animal like that,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; he confessed. &#8220;Sometimes he was moving his head, and I was following him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But sometimes he followed you, right?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I patted his shoulder. &#8220;You followed him. He followed you. That&#8217;s what communication is.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He thought about that for a few steps and then nodded. &#8220;Yeah.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What I didn&#8217;t tell him was that he&#8217;s a parseltongue. I&#8217;ll let him figure that out on his own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if the gift of Parseltongue skips a generation or not. As far as I know, neither my wife nor I have it. My folks don&#8217;t either, for that matter, though I suppose the big guy&#8217;s other grandparents might.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[118],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-c"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-jS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1232"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}