{"id":1203,"date":"2011-05-16T09:05:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-16T14:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=1203"},"modified":"2011-05-16T09:05:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-16T14:05:00","slug":"the-birthday-alternative","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2011\/05\/16\/the-birthday-alternative\/","title":{"rendered":"The Birthday Alternative"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little while ago, my wife hit on what she thought was a Brilliant Idea. Instead of having one birthday party for each boy, we&#8217;d have a family adventure.<\/p>\n<p>It sounded great to me. I love adventures.<\/p>\n<p>On Saturday, she pitched the idea to the boys. &#8220;Instead of having two parties,&#8221; she said, &#8220;we&#8217;ll take a family birthday trip. We&#8217;ll go to Busch Gardens and maybe Pirate Island. It&#8217;ll be three days of fun.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Our oldest was immediately on board. He&#8217;s never been to Busch Gardens or Pirate Island, and he&#8217;s always up for an adventure. He started throwing out ideas like &#8220;maybe get some beach time in&#8221; and &#8220;discover new restaurants.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He and my wife went back and forth, talking about all the things we could do.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So,&#8221; my youngest interrupted, his face scrunched up with confusion. &#8220;We&#8217;re having a party but without any of our friends?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His mom and brother looked at him in shock.<\/p>\n<p>I laughed. Leave it to the little guy to cut through all the fluff. \u00a0&#8220;Pretty much,&#8221; I said, &#8220;but it&#8217;ll be really fun.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My wife launched into an explanation of all the times that we&#8217;d be seeing their friends over the summer. There would be plenty of time to play. There just wouldn&#8217;t be any presents, and we don&#8217;t need any presenta anyway. We have lots of toys.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No presents?&#8221; the little guy echoed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; my wife said, &#8220;because we&#8217;d just be playing. Like normal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; our oldest said. &#8220;Just like we always do.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The conversation continued, with my wife and oldest talking about all the wonderful things that would happen on the birthday adventure.<\/p>\n<p>I winked at my youngest, who was still looking a little dumbfounded. Over the next few minutes, he worked his way back into the conversation, and even seemed to get a bit excited about it.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t be fooled, though.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m certain he&#8217;ll be bringing up the questionable merit of having a party without friends or presents. In fact, I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if he ended up with both a party<em> and<\/em> an adventure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Momma vs son. Fast-talking vs. deep insight. 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