{"id":1188,"date":"2011-05-02T08:23:34","date_gmt":"2011-05-02T13:23:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=1188"},"modified":"2011-05-02T08:23:34","modified_gmt":"2011-05-02T13:23:34","slug":"really-big-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2011\/05\/02\/really-big-words\/","title":{"rendered":"Really Big Words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This past weekend has been tough on my oldest. We had a big party planned for his first holy communion, but his little brother got sick and we had to change our plans. The big guy rolled with the change, but I could tell it bothered him.<\/p>\n<p>Saturday afternoon, an argument erupted.<\/p>\n<p>I ran into the living room to see what was going on. The little guy immediately pulled his &#8220;poor sick me&#8221; routine, looking so weak and frail that he could barely stand.<\/p>\n<p>I guided the big guy back to the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But Dad,&#8221; he started.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s okay,&#8221; I said. &#8220;You&#8217;re not in trouble.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dad,&#8221; he tried again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Just let it go. Take some time away from your brother.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He pulled his arm away from me. &#8220;But Dad,&#8221; he said. &#8220;He&#8217;s achieving social dominance!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That one stopped me. I stared at him for a couple of blinks. &#8220;He&#8217;s what?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s achieving social dominance!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Um, okay.&#8221; I tried not to smile. I tried really, really hard. &#8220;Do you know what that means?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It means he&#8217;s trying to be the boss.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t help myself. I smiled.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It does,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re right,&#8221; I said. &#8220;You&#8217;ve got it right on the money. That&#8217;s what it means. It&#8217;s just, well, those are some really big words.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This time it was his turn to blink. He smiled. &#8220;Yeah.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can honestly say that at no point in my life did I ever utter these particular words. Is it possible we&#8217;ve over-educated the big guy?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,118],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-c"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-ja","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}