{"id":118,"date":"2006-01-06T05:32:56","date_gmt":"2006-01-06T05:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2006\/01\/06\/ola\/"},"modified":"2006-01-06T05:32:56","modified_gmt":"2006-01-06T05:32:56","slug":"ola","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2006\/01\/06\/ola\/","title":{"rendered":"Ola!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Several of C&#8217;s friends and acquaintances are bi-lingual &#8211; speaking both English and Spanish. Even Madrina (one of his godmothers) speaks Spanish.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>A few days ago, we were out and about when someone sneezed. Several people said &#8220;Bless you!&#8221; and I (as is my habit) said &#8220;Gesundheit!&#8221; Realizing that C probably had no idea what I&#8217;d just said, I looked at him, &#8220;that means &#8216;god bless you&#8217;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He nodded. &#8220;I know. It&#8217;s Spanish.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Most of the crowd nearby chuckled at this, so we just kind of moved on.<\/p>\n<p>Now, his Spanish is getting a bit worse. This evening at dinner, he started yelling at his little brother. I don&#8217;t remember the exact syllables, but it was your basic 3-year old wordless gibberish. When I say yelling, I should put it in better context. The two boys like to torment each other by yelling\/growling. It&#8217;s not like C was angry or anything, he was just picking on his little brother.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, J stopped him. &#8220;Hey! Is that being nice? You have to be nice to your little brother!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Without missing a beat, C looked at her with his angel-face. &#8220;I know, momma. I know. I wasn&#8217;t yelling at him. I was speaking Spanish. I was being nice.&#8221; He nodded. &#8220;Very nice.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Note to self: learn Spanish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Several of C&#8217;s friends and acquaintances are bi-lingual &#8211; speaking both English and Spanish. Even Madrina (one of his godmothers) speaks Spanish. I don&#8217;t. A few days ago, we were out and about when someone sneezed. Several people said &#8220;Bless you!&#8221; and I (as is my habit) said &#8220;Gesundheit!&#8221; Realizing that C probably had no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[118,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-c","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6DpYi-ola","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}