{"id":1089,"date":"2011-02-11T08:30:06","date_gmt":"2011-02-11T13:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=1089"},"modified":"2011-02-11T08:30:06","modified_gmt":"2011-02-11T13:30:06","slug":"bedtime-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2011\/02\/11\/bedtime-dance\/","title":{"rendered":"Bedtime Dance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I&#8217;ve mentioned before, when I started out this whole dad-thing, I didn&#8217;t know any kid&#8217;s songs. In particular, I didn&#8217;t know any kid&#8217;s bedtime songs.<\/p>\n<p>I compensated by dipping into my vast knowledge of television theme songs and classic ballads.\u00a0Instead of <em>Hush, Little Baby<\/em>, I sang songs like <em>Let It Be <\/em>and <em>Where Everybody Knows Your Name <\/em>(from Cheers)<em>.<\/em>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I have to say that despite the occasional <a href=\"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=572\">rocky moment<\/a>, my bedtime songs went over pretty well.<\/p>\n<p>These days, my wife&#8217;s standard bedtime song is <em>Stay Awake<\/em>, from Mary Poppins. When I&#8217;m handling the bedtime routine, though, the kids often make requests.<\/p>\n<p>Last night, as I turned out the light, the call was raised for Spiderman.<\/p>\n<p>I smiled into the darkness.\u00a0 I haven&#8217;t sung that one in a long time.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can,&#8221; I sang in a whisper.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; my oldest said contentedly as he sang into his pillow.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can he swing from a web? Take a look overhead. Hey there! There goes the spi-ider man!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I drew out the last note to peer into the darkness at my youngest&#8217;s bed. Though I couldn&#8217;t see anything, I could hear him bouncing around. I tip-toed over to the light switch as I sang.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0&#8220;In the chill of the night, at the scene of the crime, like a beam of light, he arrives just in time!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I paused with my hand on the switch. The little guy&#8217;s bed was bouncing like crazy, and I could hear little whispered &#8220;yeah&#8221;s.\u00a0I kept singing.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0&#8220;Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can. Is he strong? Listen bud, he&#8217;s got radioactive blood.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I flipped on the light. My youngest was kneeling on his bed, dancing and doing spiderman poses. It took him a moment to realize the light was on, then he dove under his blankets. His older brother burst out laughing.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good night,&#8221; I said, turning out the light.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good night,&#8221; they giggled.<\/p>\n<p>All in all, not a bad bedtime routine.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Note for Spiderman fans: Yes, I realize that I mix up the stanzas to the song, but it doesn&#8217;t matter. It always works. It&#8217;s just that good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Any bedtime song can get the kids sleeping, but it takes a really special one to get them dancing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,122,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-n","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-hz","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1089"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1089\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}