{"id":1086,"date":"2011-02-07T08:15:30","date_gmt":"2011-02-07T13:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=1086"},"modified":"2011-02-07T08:15:30","modified_gmt":"2011-02-07T13:15:30","slug":"a-father-son-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2011\/02\/07\/a-father-son-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"A father-son thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This virus really sapped my energy this past month, with many days finding me so tired in the afternoon that I could barely stay awake. The kids knew that\u00a0I was sick, and we&#8217;d come to an agreement. When I was too tired to stay awake, they&#8217;d get to watch a movie.<\/p>\n<p>On one such day, my oldest was home alone with me.\u00a0 He was sick as well, so the two of us were just lolling about the house, killing time. We&#8217;d played games, read books, watched TV, and pretty much exhausted our store of activities.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dad,&#8221; he said as dinner time approached, &#8220;how about we do something outside?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I glanced out the window. Rain was pouring down in gray sheets, and the sky was dark enough to qualify for screen time in a depressing movie.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Outside?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; he said. &#8220;You know. How about we do a father-son thing outside?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You want to do\u00a0a father-son thing outside,&#8221; I repeated. I&#8217;d never heard him ask for a father-son thing. In fact, I wasn&#8217;t really sure what that would be.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Just us,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>I pointed out the window. &#8220;Kinda rainy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Yeah. How about a father-son thing inside?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay. What would you like to do?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I dunno. A movie?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay.&#8221; We picked out a movie, and I stretched out on the couch. He climbed up on my back and sat there to watch while I snoozed.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t exactly the father-son thing either of us had in mind, but I think it worked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Exactly what activities qualify as a &#8220;father-son&#8221; thing? I&#8217;m not really sure, but I suspect this is not one of them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[118],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-c"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-hw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1086"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}