{"id":1061,"date":"2011-01-14T07:53:45","date_gmt":"2011-01-14T12:53:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=1061"},"modified":"2011-01-14T07:53:45","modified_gmt":"2011-01-14T12:53:45","slug":"daddy-wins-daddy-wins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2011\/01\/14\/daddy-wins-daddy-wins\/","title":{"rendered":"Daddy Wins! Daddy Wins!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Tale is in the Chronicle. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.seminolechronicle.com\/vnews\/display.v\/ART\/2011\/01\/12\/4d2cd77f189be\"><strong>Click here to read it!<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Terms for Searchers:<\/strong> Competition, bike, arm, Sea World, fall, sprain<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The challenge of who&#8217;s the better parent is probably not the healthiest of competitions. In fact, there&#8217;s an argument to be made that it&#8217;s downright destructive. Having said all that, I think I might have won this particular battle. Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[122,120,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-n","category-daddytales-embarassing","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-h7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1061"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}